Here's an email that came from a friend who is very new-agey and not usually very funny ...
I'm passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how great I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Leave it to Phil to spread that peaceful, easy feeling.
Posted by: cooper | January 25, 2005 at 03:39 PM
That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing!!
Posted by: Mel | January 25, 2005 at 08:08 PM
ROFL.... love it.
Posted by: Kym | January 27, 2005 at 05:01 PM
Hmmm... *looks around* Looks like I should finish the NyQuil!
Posted by: *AGK* | January 28, 2005 at 10:59 AM
Someone sent this to me last week but they didn't credit Dr.Phil. That guy is funny!! Rich hates him but I think he's great the way he doesn't take crap from anyone.
Posted by: RobinP | January 29, 2005 at 09:27 PM